Monday, March 10, 2014

22 Convos Every Cat Owner Has Had With Their Feline

“So help me god, if you don’t get down from there!”

1. “Do you do anything besides sleep all day?”

"Do you do anything besides sleep all day?"

2. “Am I allowed to pet you now?”

22 Conversations Every Cat Owner Has Had With Their Pet
How many belly rubs before you bite the shit out of me?

3. “What the hell are you doing in the sink?”

"What the hell are you doing in the sink?"
Did you forget where the water comes from? Again.

4. “What the fuck are you doing?!”

22 Conversations Every Cat Owner Has Had With Their Pet

5. “I thought cats were supposed to be smart…”

22 Conversations Every Cat Owner Has Had With Their Pet

6. “You want to come inside?! But I just let you outside!”

22 Conversations Every Cat Owner Has Had With Their Pet
Fine, fine! OMG please stop.

7. “Aren’t cats supposed to be graceful?”

22 Conversations Every Cat Owner Has Had With Their Pet

8. “Do I even want to know what happened?”

"Do I even want to know what happened?"

9. “No, really, why did Ancient Egyptians worship you guys?”

22 Conversations Every Cat Owner Has Had With Their Pet
You are SO weird.

10. “Can you stop fucking with the dog?”

22 Conversations Every Cat Owner Has Had With Their Pet
I think he’s starting to get a complex.

11. “You know, I was reading that.”

"You know, I was reading that."

12. “Are you ever nice to anyone?!”

22 Conversations Every Cat Owner Has Had With Their Pet

13. “If you don’t stop scratching the door, so help me god!”

22 Conversations Every Cat Owner Has Had With Their Pet
It’s 3 in the morning! I’ll let you out later!

14. “OH MY GOD. I CAN’T EVEN.”

22 Conversations Every Cat Owner Has Had With Their Pet
What the hell is wrong with you?!

15. “First off, how the hell did you get in there? Second, how long were you in there?!”

"First off, how the hell did you get in there? Second, how long were you in there?!"
Since I left for work?!

16. “Can you please stop chewing all of my nice things?”

"Can you please stop chewing all of my nice things?"
I know you don’t understand (or care about) money but those cost a lot.

17. “Do you think you could eat your food and not make a huge mess?”

22 Conversations Every Cat Owner Has Had With Their Pet
Every day. Every damn day with you, cat.

18. “Will anything I ever do be enough for you?”

"Will anything I ever do be enough for you?"
No? OK.

19. “Were you born an asshole? Cause I sure as hell didn’t raise you to be this way.”

22 Conversations Every Cat Owner Has Had With Their Pet

20. Are you comfortable there?

Are you comfortable there?
Because you being comfortable really is what matters.

21. “Please, for the love of god, get down from there!”

"Please, for the love of god, get down from there!"
Why do you love breaking all of my things?

22. “Why are you so obsessed with that box?”

22 Conversations Every Cat Owner Has Had With Their Pet
You do realize you don’t fit in there, right?

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