An attempt to dispel the mystery surrounding an animal never fully domesticated. After reading Cat Sense, you will never look at your cat in the same way again. You might wish you still could
By Andrew Harrison Published 12 September 2013
Portrait of a rescued domestic cat in Long Island, New York. Image: Getty
Earlier this year, the BBC2 programme Horizon affixed
“cat-cams” to 50 feline inhabitants of the Surrey village of Shamley
Green to learn what the moggies got up to once they had exited the
catflap and embraced their inner catness. To anyone who owns – or is
owned by – a cat, the results were surprisingly unsurprising. The killer
cats of Shamley Green roamed around a bit, carried out some light bin
piracy, had remarkably little sex (it was a family show) and engaged in
confrontations that were bigger on noise than paw-topaw violence. In
general, they gave the lie to T S Eliot’s fantasy of a rich and
rumbustious feline underworld. The answer to the question “What is my
cat up to right now?” is almost always “sleeping”.
The animal behaviourist John Bradshaw took part in The Secret Life of the Cat and his book promises greater depth than Horizon’s mild night-vision entertainment. Cat Sense
is an attempt to dispel the mystery surrounding an animal that has
lived alongside us for nine thousand years yet retains much of its
wildness. Bradshaw’s goal is that by understanding the cat more fully –
and accepting that it is neither completely domesticated nor the
finished article in evolutionary terms – we become able to provide it
with a better and more fulfilling existence. The home life of many pet
cats which Bradshaw describes is stressful, with mismatched or rival
animals packed too tightly into the urban setting, or boring. What we
consider normal cat behaviour is often the product of status anxiety and
a kind of feline anomie. No wonder they bring home dead birds and poo
in the shower.
Bradshaw’s desire for a comprehensive picture works against the book.
To reach the juicy tinned meat of cat psychology and sociology, the
reader must get over the hump of some numbingly dull opening chapters on
feline evolution and domestication; if this is the cat bible, then
there is an awful lot of begatting and begetting going on. Bradshaw also
has a terrible weakness for digression: the section on the genetic
provenance of striped v blotched tabby would try the patience of the
most committed cat lover.
Get past all that, though, and more engaging details emerge. Dr Johnson
used to feed his cat Hodge on oysters, not then a luxury food; the
ancient Greek word for cat was ailouros, or “waving tail”; and Britain
got the orange tabby from the Vikings a thousand years ago. On
physiology, Bradshaw goes well beyond charming did-you-knows to provide
insights that could transform the average cat owner’s understanding of
their pet. Far from an indiscriminate bin-rummager, the domestic cat is a
specialised “hypercarnivore” that can no longer obtain certain
essential nutrients from anything but meat.
Its senses are even more attuned to balance and hunting than you might
expect and much stranger, too. Because the cat processes visual images
far faster than we do, it experiences fluorescent light or
cathode-ray-tube TV as an incessant flicker (more misery for the
housebound puss). It cannot focus its vision at close quarters and
relies on its whiskers to sense prey at close proximity. This explains
that strange thing a cat does when it moves its head backwards, not
forwards, before pawing at an unfamiliar object. Cats can detect
ultrasound up to the register of a bat’s call and can differentiate
rodent species by squeak. Their olfactory receptors indicate that they
can tell billions of odours apart – impressive, considering that there
are only so many ways a mouse or bird can smell but, you know, Eskimo
words for snow and all that.
What of less palatable feline behaviours? Cat mating is explored in all
its horrible, noisy, barbed-penis perversity. So, too, is spraying,
which is not as purely malicious as it seems to the human nose. The
smellier a tomcat’s urine, the more protein there is in his diet. He is
not ruining your carpet out of spite; he is demonstrating his prowess as
a hunter and thus his worth as a mate, with a quick spritz of feline
Drakkar Noir. As for cats’ notorious cruelty – batting a vole around
apparently for fun and then not even having the decency to eat it –
Bradshaw explains it as a product of a hunting instinct that is entirely
separate from hunger. Even on a full stomach, a cat can’t see a small
scuttling object without wanting to kill it, as many a leaf, raindrop,
spider, clockwork Dalek and escaped frozen pea in our household has
learned to its cost.
It is almost disappointing to learn that these most charismatic animals
are not governed by some unknowable and amoral shared spirit as the
Egyptians believed and the Vatican feared, but are subject to the same
belittling system of rules, reward and reinforcement as the rest of us.
Even the most committed rationalist might find it a little sad to have
the four-legged mystery of their household explained as an evolved
system, however magnificent. Do we want the feline enigma resolved?
After reading Cat Sense, you will never look at your cat in the sameway again. You might wish you still could.
Andrew Harrison is a magazine editor and cultural critic
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