1. "You got a TREE? Just for MEEE?"
2. "I don't understand. Is this a new house plant?"
3. "Surely this is some sort of wicked sorcery!"
4. "I guess this is my new home now."
5. "... Are we supposed to eat it?" 
6. "You have given me no choice but to knock this thing to the ground when you're not looking."
7. "It's like a whole forest just for me!"
8. "I think I love this thing." 
9. "I feel like 'Alice in Wonderland'!" 
10. "BRB, going to find Narnia." 
11. "I'm King of the Tree Branch!"
12. "... Um. A little help here?"
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13. "But ... what does it MEAN?" 
Don't question the tree, cats — just nap under it.